Health: Today, after losing all my body hair to alopecia over 3 years... - FML

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By sprinklebug - 12/05/2016 16:14 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, after losing all my body hair to alopecia over 3 years ago, I noticed some hair growth on my chin. Too bad I'm a girl. FML

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smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 4:23

Yeah, I know that the medicine for that can induce hair growth in some not-so-great places. My little sister had it when she was 7 and ended up with some really huge, bushy eyebrows. Sorry OP. :(

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smallandroid 26

Friday 13 May 2016 4:23

Yeah, I know that the medicine for that can induce hair growth in some not-so-great places. My little sister had it when she was 7 and ended up with some really huge, bushy eyebrows. Sorry OP. :(

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