FML : Today, just one short week after a car insurance rate reduction, I accidentally ran a red light. FML

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Today, just one short week after a car insurance rate reduction, I accidentally ran a red light. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By - / Sunday 8 January 2017 06:53 /

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By wolfgurl28 | 10

#7387062 - Thursday 12 January 2017 01:52

Those don't go on your insurance ?

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By wolfgurl28 | 10

#7387062 - Thursday 12 January 2017 01:52

Those don't go on your insurance ?

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