By eminem blows cock - 15/06/2012 16:41 - Ireland - Kilflynn

Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Thank God the first comment did not say, What A Shitty Situation

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Comments

vcapelo 19

That's why you don't study the night before!

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brohamas16 7

Caffeine stunts your growth too

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Girlybanana 2

That's a myth, proven wrong. My mom use to tell me that as a kid. I never drank coffee. I'm still 5 ft 1 in.

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brohamas16 7

You could just be a short person

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Rocky007 15

Next time don't wait till the last minute to study.

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liketoplay 0

Ouch, at least you get some extra study time? Sorry op :/

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Fml_FTW228 10

You say you're not a *****, followed by... "don't let your boyfriends see me, I might not be able to control them." While you may not be a *****, you are an attention ***** and have a fake pic as proof too.

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greenie213 23

And that's why they make adult diapers...

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False_Stupidity 41

Because there's nothing like the smell of fresh shit and/or piss wafting throughout the exam room to improve your concentration...

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UnionsSuck 5

Hope you learned a valuable lesson either a) have a help buddy for the test or b) don't drink coffee

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janerose21 3

Bad times, but hopefully you can retake again!!

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donkey79 0

And boom goes the dynamite.

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turtlegrl66 11

Maybe if you had spread out your studying, this wouldn't have happened. Getting little sleep before an exam is never a good idea.

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