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By ButWhy? - 14/04/2018 01:03 - United States - Schenectady
Today, After having shit luck at dating for the past 6 months, my one ex that I still have feelings for calls me up. We talk for hours, he tells me he misses me, convinces me to talk dirty to him, then says he'll text me when I'm at work. 2 hours in, I realize he just used me for a wank.. FML