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By bucollegegirl - / Monday 8 October 2012 14:07 / United States
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  challan  |  19

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  kristabelli  |  19

Actually though the boyfriend isn't completely wrong. A woman should pee after sex to get rid of the extra semen in her body to prevent yeast and bladder infections, among other reasons. (My Dr. told me this FYI.) It doesn't matter which hole, they both empty when you pee.

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  soad4life  |  2

Does not empty the vagina or peeing after sex would be a valid birth control method. It has to do with clearing the urethra, which given its proximity to the vagina can "capture" bacteria etc.

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  CrewBoy  |  10

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Whether the pill or the condom is more effective depends on many factors, including how they're used. For example, are you taking the pills at the correct times? Are you wearing the condom properly? Sometimes when having sex a few times in the same night I realize I / her touched the condom with hands that had potentially had semen on them from earlier. And like the third time in my life that I had sex I was putting the condom on in the dark, and I couldn't see which side was the right way and tried to put it on the wrong way at first. I flipped it over and the next day realized I had pressed the outside of the condom of the head of my dick (and I had just finished having sex for the second time in my life just a half hour before that). I find it hard to believe that condoms are only 95% effective when used properly. I guess it depends on how you define effective. 95% effective to me sounds like they result in 0.05% as many pregnancies as no birth control. But if "effective" means preventing even a single sperm cell from getting through, then 95% makes sense.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

Advantages of condoms: - Applied correctly, they can be as high as 99% effective at preventing pregnancy. - They are the only effective protection (other than abstinence) against STDs and STIs. - They let men take personal responsibility for their own sexual health and parental status. - Unlike the pill, condoms are dirt cheap and often available for free. - Unlike the pill, condoms mostly don't contaminate the Earth's fresh water supply with synthetic estrogens. (This is way more serious than it sounds.) - Condoms come in a variety of colours and textures. Condom > pill.

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Some people are on the pill for other reasons too though. Some types of birth control help regulate hormones and prevent really bad pain during your period. I guess you could use both in that case.

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  Moep20  |  24

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  Drigr  |  8

Whether she is smart enough to be trying to prevent it, it doesn't change the fact that the guy is going, "Let's have sex, I'm not going to use a condom, you better not get pregnant."

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Personally I wish the boyfriend's parents would've used some sort of contraception. Unless of course the bf educates himself, in which case I completely take back my earlier remark. Knowledge restores my ever dwindling faith in humanity.

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

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  asherm  |  15

True, a lot will leak out. But not all of the 250+ million sperm will come out. They swim up to the egg. So for the love of god, please don't think you can jump up an down after sex and you won't get pregnant

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

116 - I think it would be absolutely hilarious if the girls would start jumping up and down after sex to get the cum out. Although I wrap my little friend so it would be kind of pointless for them. All in all it would be one hell of a sight to watch haha.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Even more stupid is that he didn't think to use a condom, or ask her if she was on the pill BEFORE having sex. Thinking about birth control after having sex is the same as using prayer as a contraception. Unless you're Catholic, it's pretty damn stupid.

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  Psych101  |  9

76- While the Catholic Church doesn't condone the use of any form of birth control, your point is irrelevant because it also says that sex should be intended for procreation only. So they wouldn't be having sex in the first place.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

3, welcome to FML! Be prepared to read a lot of stupid things that people have done. At the end of the day, you'll feel so much smarter :-). Side note, I hope the Original Poster does not intentionally get pregnant to prove her boyfriend wrong.

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

^ Well, they aren't all that revolutionary. :) Man has found out many centuries ago that using sheep intestine to capture his semen worked rather well to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Of course, the English also perfected this practice around 1850 by taking the intestine out of the sheep first. ;) The more you know, eh? ;D *Tease!*

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  uzkebasi  |  7

40: Reminds me of a conversation in one of my English lit lectures! Professor: "Condoms in the olden days were made from pig skin." Student: "Did they come in flavors?" Professor: "Yeah, smoked or salted."

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  Classlfied  |  4

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In my state they only teach about the names of random bones in the body in health class, but still this is something you should've at least learned from researching online

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