Health: Today, after having a severe sore throat for two weeks, I bought...

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By Whyisthismylife - 08/05/2016 02:16 - United States - Sherman Oaks

Today, after having a severe sore throat for two weeks, I bought some chloraseptic sore throat spray. It worked great, until I had an allergic reaction and my entire body started itching everywhere, including my sore throat. FML.

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