Miscellaneous: Today, after getting involved with a cool group of people that... - FML

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By mudge - 05/08/2016 20:31

Today, after getting involved with a cool group of people that subsequently has my crush in it, I asked if I could go out with them to eat. They said yes, but then told me there wasn't enough room in the two available cars. they just passed me, and I saw two open seats in one of their jeeps. FML

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spakaspoint 2

Saturday 6 August 2016 23:05

they are trying to let you down easy, at least appreciate that

Mynxie 26

Sunday 7 August 2016 2:47

I am sorry to say it but they were not interested in having you in joining them. Sorry OP

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spakaspoint 2

Saturday 6 August 2016 23:05

they are trying to let you down easy, at least appreciate that

Mynxie 26

Sunday 7 August 2016 2:47

I am sorry to say it but they were not interested in having you in joining them. Sorry OP

AberdolfLincler 7

Sunday 7 August 2016 3:53

On the bright side, they could be going to pick up more people. Stay optimistic OP!

lakesofire 13

Monday 8 August 2016 6:30

that's why you don't ask to join people. if they want you there, they'll ask you

exotica_realist 3

Monday 8 August 2016 6:55

They think You're not cool enough for them. But you don't need them, so find/form a group that accepts you who you are.

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