Work: Today, after filling out a two hour survey for work, my roommate...

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By bored - 08/02/2016 05:26 - Australia - Artarmon

Today, after filling out a two hour survey for work, my roommate tripped and spilt water all over me and my laptop just before I pressed submit causing it to turn off. I've already missed the due date twice for this survey. FML.

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