hahahahaha fucken Win comment!

*999 :) I agree but it's possible the boss wanted to get up and get dressed or something like that before greeting the ambulance.

cute new hair!!!

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The most common causes of severe lower GI bleeding are diverticular bleeds and hemorrhoids. Thee are other less common causes like colorectal cancer, but these are usually slower bleeds rather than life-threatening hemorrhaging.

Doc... Amazing profile pic for this specific FML. +Rep

How the hell did the bottel get up there...

Fell on it...

Not everyone speaks American English...

Yes, but to be fair, some people speak real English.

Haha, in REAL English, it's arse. Just like it's aluminium and not aluminum. You need to be less ignorant of the rest of the world.. Illiterate twats.

absolute pro win for 41 there.

For God's sake, #41. Not everyone's from Britain... You are as ignorant as the stereotypical American. Go take a culture class and loosen up.

For God's sake, #41. Not everyone speaks British English... You are just as ignorant as the American stereotype. Go take a culture class and loosen up.

I wouldn't say classifying all Americans as illiterate twats really constitutes a win. 22 is obviously ignorant, but he doesn't represent our country. I speak the version of English I was taught growing while up here, bit I'm still mindful of the differences between the two. Please don't lump us all together.

And 'call' should be 'say'. ****, that was a mess.

Hmm... i have no problem with Americans using their version of the English language, so long as they understand pretty much every other English speaking country (And those with English as a second language) uses British English... It's just when people are too ignorant to know both... when i meet an American who understands British English my respect for them soars.

Wow O.O people get offended by anything nowadays. And #41, you call me illiterate without even knowing the definition of the word, obviously i am writing, and the fact that i'm replying to your comment is proof I can read so, therefore im am completely literate. I have a right to my opinion. But, if you saw, there is clearly an LOL at the end which means it was not to be taken seriously. So ask yourself, who is the illiterate twat now? Have a nice day :)

"im am completely literate" "im am," Sure you are buddy. And im am a girl.

Literacy has nothing to do with grammar #89. You fail

I'm an American, and I love using British English. It confuses people. Once I asked a co-worker if she wanted crisps or biscuits, and she looked at me like I had two heads. (For my clueless fellow Americans, I was talking about chips and cookies, respectively) :) If you really want a laugh, wait for a rainy day, and remind a friend to wear rubbers!

in fact I, in school, learn a mixture of british and american english and I use this mixture (ooooh how horrible of me^^)

number 41. grow up seriously not every person speaks your freaking language. get over it and stop being a douchebag.

Ass comes from the latin "asinus" meaning "donkey". Arse comes from greek "orros" meaning "tail". The different spelling is totally justified.

Rage much?

You know that doesn't make sense? If you are talking about 'rubbers' in English, then you are talking about 'erasers' in American English, and therefore are telling people to go outside in the rain wearing the thing you use to rub out a mistake you've written in pencil.....

This made my day.

I was referring to the fact that many people call condoms "rubbers."

haha i agree #41.... at least the aussies and the poms have it right! :P we say "arse" lol

no.

#98 you're really cool...