By Locked Out - 14/05/2013 19:11 - United States

Today, after coming home from school, I found that two birds have made a nest above the porch light. This wouldn't be a problem if they stopped attacking me every time I get within 5 feet of them. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

Angry birds IRL.

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Pleonasm 35

It's Birdemic all over again! Watch out for the explosive acid divebombs, and remember to use your coathanger wisely.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Angry birds IRL.

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skittlestrailmix 14

Those are probably mocking birds. Those are vicious. My friend had to call animal control because of them.

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ironichalibut 24

Yessss, as soon as the pigs steal their eggs, they shall be distracted. That is when you shall strike. HsssSssSssSsss.

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HowAreYouToday 34

I don't know what's going on, but to clarify as clarity is obviously needed, IN ANGRY BIRDS YOU SHOOT BIRDS WITH PIGS. Thank you for your time . Capt. Obvious, out.

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da_directioner39 17

You shoot pigs with birds, not the other way around. So unless we are distracting the birds, I don't know how the pigs would help. I also don't know where one could possibly find green pigs.

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HowAreYouToday 34

By golly you're right. I didn't notice my mistake. I'm so ashamed.

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Shmatterhorn 38

Time to call Animal Control. There might be a slight problem if the nest has eggs in it, though.

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theboy13 13

Try moving it without harming the nest, put it in a tree or somewhere else, if there's eggs, then be really careful

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Shmatterhorn 38

I would recommend asking the local Animal Control to do that. They're better equipped to do that.

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ohjoy15 33

Through telekinesis? OP can't get within five feet of the nest without being attacked.

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lilhellian 26

Don't bird leave the nest if you touch it?

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ArielTheMermaid 17

14, that's just a myth

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AngrySailor 17

#7 did you write that on your Mac book pro while drinking a $12 Starbucks coffee? Do you or have you lived in a rural setting? Move the ******* nest. It's YOUR house, not the birds. It won't harm a thing if you place it in a proper setting. FML for having read your stupidity.

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Joe9024 20

Just when I though all hope was lost, 46 comes up with a simple solution to an easy problem. Animal control? C'mon.

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not_a_robot 15

You have to show the birds who the boss is, OP. So just give them a shit ton of paperwork and make them work weekends. They will learn real soon, I assure you.

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malheartsnutmeg 20

I use to have a pair of doves do this on my porch. As mean as it sounds - remove the best or they'll keep returning yearly.

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malheartsnutmeg 20

Oops, just noticed - that should be nest.

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ironichalibut 24

Yes, remove the best, and the worst will follow. :)

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klutz44 28

I had barn swallows on my porch. After removing the nest (no eggs) I had to put up barriers to keep them from building a new one. And by "me" I mean "my husband" because I'm deathly afraid of birds.

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malheartsnutmeg 20

Yeah #49, took me 3 years of destroying their nest and blocking the area before they got the message.

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Joshwarrior 39

49 I recommend you watch the movie birds. They are so cute there, and you will never be afraid again.

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lishajoy777 14

You sir, are a meanie pants. Dont do it 49 Dont do it!

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Joshwarrior 39

Awe lisha you spoiled the fun. :( lol

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perdix 29

Badminton racquet. Designed for swatting birdies (or shuttlecocks ;) )

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Birdie, you say? A golf club would do the trick too.

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iAlissa 34

No... Just no. Those are living creatures. They're just protective parents. Shooting them is the worst possible thing to do.

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PiNkMoOn 9

it's beautiful that you have a piece of nature in your room!

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DKjazz 20

Ever heard the expression, "Two birds, one stone"? Guess it's time find a stone.

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