By smh - 10/09/2015 06:09 - Canada

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Today, after coming home from a long day at work, I found out that in a house full of 5 adults, some rules still need to be set. The newest addition to the rules: No watching porn and jerking off in the living room. FML
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bwoolf96 21

Careful what you say when you bring it up, you could cause a mass-debate.

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purelymixed 17

Sounds like they should come to America, where you're allowed to jerk it wherever you please

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khorstmye 15

That's one rule that is sure to kill the mood. Where is your sense of adventure!?

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worldclassrager 39

So no **** at all? That will not last long...now the living room point they will find a new place...

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fariss 14

To make him learn, yell "IS THAT ANT D" while recording

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Goblin182 26

And don't walk through the living room barefooted.

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ghostwhisperer 7

I feel like I heard this story somewhere before.... from a coworker......

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bigbulu 10

Its not their fault you have body issues.

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TonierShadow 19

I told you, it's not a rule unless there is a sign on the wall.

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ghostwhisperer 7

*guests come over* "why do you have a sign that says no jerk in off in the livingroom?"

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

response to 28 question. " i dont know, have you read the sign above it, because i thought it says HOUSE RULES?

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