By EggBomb - 01/12/2016 18:22

Today, after boiling eggs my whole life, I wanted to try a packaged hard-boiled egg for the first time. I'd never had a cold egg before, so I thought it would be a good idea to warm it up. Now, I'm cleaning out a billion pieces of egg shrapnel in the microwave. FML
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Tripartita 44

If you need help gathering the pieces, I've heard all the king's horses and all the king's men are pretty good. Note: if you want the egg put back to together again, however, you'll need to look elsewhere.

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MrEldritch 14

Shouldn't have left the shell on, the steam buildup inside the egg makes it explode. Although, I have heard that it is possible to actually hard-boil eggs in the oven...

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aragmir 13

I don't think I need to tell you eggsactly what went wrong here.

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MrEldritch 14

Shouldn't have left the shell on, the steam buildup inside the egg makes it explode. Although, I have heard that it is possible to actually hard-boil eggs in the oven...

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samwilliams800 28

You can do so and I have. Best damn eggs ever!

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imagineapc 11

Any hard boiled egg will explode in the microwave - I fell victim to it myself the other night! Hard boiled egg, no shell, and the need for several Lysol wipes. Whoops!

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SneezyBear 27

Apparently there is a work-around to this: poke a small hole using a pin or smth in both ends of the egg. I tried it while on holiday with only a microwave to 'cook' anything with, but alas, it still exploded. Anyone here able to/willing to attest to the success of this trick? Did I miss something? XD

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mmswag 3

That's eggsactly what you shouldn't do!

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juuuliaaa_fml 24

I mean you really didn't see that happening?

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Tripartita 44

I was wondering what you meant. Thanks for explaining what you mean.

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Lalala579121 27

Yes, I'm sure OP did see the egg exploding in their microwave.

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NoThanksHonestly 6

Far be it from me to f e e d on your misfortune, but you should've known how long to warm it to prevent it blowing up. I'd recommend using an egg timer next time.

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TheRareDoge 12

Dang..I would have freaked tf out. That sucks OP.

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Tripartita 44

If you need help gathering the pieces, I've heard all the king's horses and all the king's men are pretty good. Note: if you want the egg put back to together again, however, you'll need to look elsewhere.

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elgatobob16 11

You know that the song never mentions that Humpty is an egg? I read that somewhere.

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hellobobismyname 24

#19 - But he is always drawn as an egg, in practically every nursery rhyme book or media he is featured in.

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Lalala579121 27

I prefer to think of him as a human, with his body parts strewn all over the place. Then they try to make him into a sort of Frankenstein's monster.

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domolovesyoshi 33

I absolutely enjoy almost every one of your replies.

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BlameTheOwls 14

Supposedly Humpty was actually a cannon.

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Talented73 54

YDI. Using a microwave oven is good with certain foods, and very poor for others. Eggs are in that second group.

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28actress 22

I actually like them better cold! Never be afraid to try new things ;)

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