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By not fair - 16/03/2016 14:05 - United States

Today, after being woken up early, by my mom, I spent hours cleaning up cat urine and hair balls. While I was still working on cleaning up the cat urine, my mom tells my younger sister how proud of her she is. My sister had done nothing all morning while I cleaned up cat piss and got not reward FML.

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