Love: Today, after being married for a few months, my husband announced... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/05/2017 21:00 - Italy

Today, after being married for a few months, my husband announced to me that he had finally chosen a location for our honeymoon. Three tickets to Guadeloupe. Yes, three. Me, him, and his mother. FML

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Monday 8 May 2017 21:02

I've heard of mama's boys, but wow...!

imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

Monday 8 May 2017 21:21

I don't think I'll ever understand why people do this. It makes absolutely no sense why you would bring your mom on a trip meant to just be for you and your new spouse. Grow up.

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arwa_cr75 6

Tuesday 9 May 2017 20:56

Oh god.. He's a Mamma's Boy eh?

mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 9 May 2017 21:09

At least you know upfront! My to be MIL would invite herself and the rest of the family along.

RockPrincess26 16

Wednesday 10 May 2017 1:30

That's not knowing upfront. Knowing upfront would mean before they even married.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 10 May 2017 0:31

Is your husband's name Norman Bates?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 May 2017 16:41

If it were, they wouldn't need to buy her a ticket. They could just put her skeleton in checked luggage.

Starlight8 14

Wednesday 10 May 2017 17:25

Don't forget to pack baby's milk!

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 11 May 2017 19:24

You didn't realize he was a mama's boy before you married him? You need to put your foot down here and make it clear that a honeymoon is for the married couple only.

hevvydevvy 5

Monday 15 May 2017 14:21

Nononononono.

wrenavery90 12

Wednesday 29 June 2022 7:21

And why has he chosen the location? Shouldn't that be a decision you both make?

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