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By Nope, no allergies... - 13/01/2016 18:59 - United States - Escondido

Today, after being exposed to bacterial meningitis at work, I went to a doctor's office to be checked out. The doctor decided to inject me with a large dose of antibiotics just to be safe and 15 excruciating minutes later I was in the ER, being treated for a severe allergic reaction. FML.

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