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OP should have ran away and joined the circus. With the money that he would have earned by working at the circus they could have hired a professional hitman, who then could have killed OP's parents. ....atleast that's what I would have done.

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OP should have ran away and joined the circus. With the money that he would have earned by working at the circus they could have hired a professional hitman, who then could have killed OP's parents. ....atleast that's what I would have done.

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Jesus Christ 39. You're disgusting for saying that. You're probably just being an ass on here, so, let's go with that... OP, I feel for you. That happened to me once, but I had to ask a random stranger to take me home. Not enjoyable.

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I guess OP's parents didn't realize summer camp is a temporary solution to the otherwise failed attempt to get rid of the OP for good. FYL OP, your parents suck.

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Wrong - #18 is a genius - for comic effect. My only criticism of #18's plan is hiring a hitman - that's a bit lame given the context. It would have been better to have a rampant affair with one of the circus' animal trainers, and then get them to make the elephants tromple your parents; or get the fire-breather to burn their house down...

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@110: Kein Problem. :o) I schreibe manchmal auf Deutsch und ich weiß daß ich schade diese arme Sprache im jedem Satzt. Ehrlich, ich spreche Deutsch nicht - aber statt dessen habe ich mein eigener Dielekt :o)

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