By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 January 2013 18:22 / New Zealand - Hamilton
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  skoob1  |  12

Yes, because an alcoholic anonymous meeting is definitely a great place to find a keeper. At least they're trying!

  sens3sfailing  |  24

I think most people will understand the joke, being that it isnt very clever at all. it just sucks.

By  theycallmekitty  |  13

Tell her you can't use your mouth on yourself.

By  zandalee  |  19

Sounds like a pretty cool Mum to me.
Vibrators don't argue, never leave the loo seat up, never hog the remote, can be extremely flexible, ;) and never tell you your bum looks big. Get one!

  zandalee  |  19

...Hey I just discovered another way to use a vibrator! Turn it on, put it between the mattress and the base - instant vibrating bed! Very soothing. Of course it does help to have a vibrator with industrial strength and durability...

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