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By krrobin - 24/05/2016 02:50 - United States
Today, after an awful birthday I returned to my work week looking forward to keeping my mind busy. My bra snapped in half, my car got a flat in both front tires,and I dropped a 14oz can of pineapples from the top shelf at a grocery store on top of my best friends head, then rushed her to the er.FML
How...eventful