Love: Today, after a year and a half, my boyfriend broke up with me....

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By CliffyB03 - 06/02/2016 21:13 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, after a year and a half, my boyfriend broke up with me. In the beginning we both agreed if that time were to ever come, to do it in person, since we both see texting as the cowards way. Guess how he broke up with me? FML

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