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Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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Doesn't have to be the end of the world. Wipe it up; look sad, tell her you just had root canal (she'll certainly believe you now), tell her you need painkillers, and someone to take care of you while you recover.

Today, some guy came up to the counter where I work and accidently spit on my face now I am forced to clean up his drool from the counter. FML

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"Now this plan b stuff, so do I just jam it up there or what? I was just gonna push her down the stairs like last time"

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Since you brought up plan B, I had a guy around my age come to buy some. We only carry one brand and it's around $55. He says, "Oh, you guys don't have the generic? The last two times we had to buy it, we went to Walgreens and they had a cheaper one." SERIOUSLY? Try plan A: birth control.

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