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By cursedsole - 20/03/2016 14:10 - United States - Houston
Today, after a really long dry spell I met a girl at work that seemed really awesome. We hit it off really well and everything was going great. Out of curiosity I googled her, turns out she's a Satanist and is out on bond for killing kittens and skinning a dog. FML