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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Mission

Today, after a really long day, I was venting to a friend in one of my work groups about how we exchange glances when the rest of the group fights childishly and wastes time. The app switched the group titles and I posted that message to the group chat. FML.

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