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  Roevera  |  22

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  challan  |  22

We talk about pubes a lot on here... Lol :) My waxer tells me that she waxes more men now then women! I like myself bald and men very closely trimmed, but not bald.

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  Drigr  |  22

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  DrDilllonReese  |  22

"... I like mine. On myself and women." the way that's worded implies that you like your pubes pressed against women. He was kidding. No need to go on a dick shaving rant there, Buzz Killington.

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  Drigr  |  22

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  F3liciaNicol3  |  22

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  LennyComa  |  22

Yup agreed your the reason he is in that state now you can make him feel better about the way YOU made him feel. Your husband deserved a steak and BJ at least

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  Drigr  |  22

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  Drigr  |  22

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  Nanall  |  22

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  RedPillSucks  |  22

Yeah! I like my women bald all over! Bald head, bald eyebrow, no lashes, no armpit hair, leg hair. Especially no arm hair, toe hair, and boob hair. Remember the chick in the first Startrek movie? Or the conehead movie? Now there's a turn-on.

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I love it when men are cleanly shaved. But, that poor bloke! He didn't even want to do it in the first place and you mock him when he does? Very harsh; you've got a lot of sucking up to do (if you catch my drift).

By  IchimaruGin  |  17

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  MissAmz  |  17

Well, seeing as they obviously live together, one might assume they see each other naked at least once a day (showering, changing, etc). That's probably when she sees it, and laughs each time.

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  Drigr  |  27

We posted at the same time, its not like you are comment number 84, replying to comment 1, with the same thing I said to try and get thumbs.

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  diego2k5  |  27

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  SkoomaKi  |  28

I'd be double pissed. Just say to her "since I shaved my pubes, can you shave your mustache?". If she does it, laugh in her face. That would get her back for sure.

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  Mitcha857  |  28

Women are fucked up. They say they want a nice guy, but then they go for a douche bag asshole. They say personality matters more than looks, but they go to great lengths to look good and look for an attractive guy. They tell you to shave your pubes, then laugh at you after doing it. It will NEVER logically make sense.

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  caybree  |  28

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  Mitcha857  |  28

Your attempt at sarcasm was terrible. Also considering some of the more recent FML's are about wives cheating on their husbands I'm not surprised. Most girls I've known and dated have cheated on their significant others. No duh she doesn't represent the whole female population but I can guarantee that almost every guy here has a story about a woman doing something messed up. OP asked her husband to shave his pubes, laughed at him and then says that HER life is fucked? What?! How does that work? We guys have our faults too don't get me wrong. It's just that it seems to me that most girls don't know what they want. Girls date douche bag guys who beat them up and then the girls are surprised when said douche bag cheats. Giving the real nice men a bad rap.

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  caybree  |  28

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  simonsaysYDI  |  28

They don't date douchebag guys who beat them up. They date seemingly nice guys who turn into douchebags that beat them up, generally after they feel emotionally invested so then they don't want to leave (or maybe they're scared of leaving). Not saying that's ALL girls, but the majority don't happily waltz into a douchebags arms knowing what he is.

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  Drigr  |  28

They date douchebags cause they friendzone the nice guys. Do you have any idea how many of my female friends come running to me because they are fighting with their bf, eventually break up, seek comfort in me, tell me I'm a great guy to them, then skip right over me and go to the next ass hole, leaving the cycle to repeat itself?

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  Mitcha857  |  28

142, I've been down that road too. It's insane and you're the one with your arms in the air like "Hello! Nice respectable guy right here!" But they just don't see it. :/ Psh

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  cheekykiki  |  28

Not all girls are like that. I love my husband very much and have complete respect for him. I despise cheats and liars and women who treat men in this way. A lot of the girls that do stuff like this hide behind a face full of makeup and when they take it off they are ugly not only on the outside but also on the inside. They don't deserve to have decent men.

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  FranzFerdinand  |  28

Honestly 82, you say you're a "nice, respectable guy" but you're calling all women stupid based on the story/and the ones you know and trashing the hell out of them. Sorry, but that isn't exactly "nice" - no wonder girls don't like you back. And even if you are a nice guy and we're just seeing a bad side of you, you being friend zoned isn't necessarily because of women being assholes, but maybe because THEY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND. Seriously, I know being friend-zoned hurts (I've been there- guys do it to girls too, you know), but you shouldn't be bitter about it. She isn't obligated to love you just because you're nice to her. (Sorry if I'm rambling, but I find the friend zoning thing really ridiculous.) Although the pube thing was stupid, and I agree she deserved it… SOME women are fucked up, I agree with that. (:

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  Drigr  |  28

Franz, the thing with friendzoning that gets to guys is when its the girls we want to be with and they are always saying "you're such a great guy, why can't I find a guy like you???" then we are like "I'm a guy like me!" and they go "Wtf! No! You're my friend!" then they go date someone else, break up, and come back to telling us how they wish they could find a guy with us but for whatever reason we aren't enough like "us" for them.

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  Isoldael  |  28

It's because attraction is more than just finding a nice, polite, awesome guy. There has to be that "spark". I've met plenty of guys I wished I could love in that way because they are great people, but love doesn't work that way (at least not in my case). It's a huge combination of factors that makes one attractive to another, and sometimes you're simply not attracted to someone that seemingly ticks all the boxes. It's not that we "friendzone" (god, I hate that word) people because we're blind to how great a person you are, the attraction is just not there.

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  Drigr  |  28

Yet somehow, these complete fuck sticks that they are with, and constantly complaining about not checking ANY of these boxes, check the only one we don't, the only one that apparently matters. And guys like myself don't have the friend zone issue with just one woman, its many, thankfully I've finally found the one woman whose final box I managed to check.

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  kelic  |  28

So true! And FYI we don't know what we want!! And most girls go for nice looking shallow guys all the time! Im sure they find them in A bar somewhere!! Cuz that's a great place to pick up a guy! (insert sarcasm) I'm taken- and with one of the good guys! Good luck in ur search!

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  Isoldael  |  28

@189 - that's the problem with falling in love with someone. Sometimes you just don't see their bad sides anymore and they seem all perfect... Until later when you find out they're complete assholes. That's why I personally don't start dating until the most intense time of that "being in love" is over so I can have more realistic view at people :p.

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  Drigr  |  28

210, did this guy already have a reputation as an ass hole though? Friendzoned guys usually see their crushes going for guys that are smokin hot but already have a reputation as a total ass hat. Hell I see that with people I have no interest in, like my sisters. I have one sister who knows some total douche bags, yet about once or twice a month, she gives one of them another chance, this has been happening for over a year, with the same like 4 guys

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  Mitcha857  |  28

Franz I understand how I could look like not a nice guy right now. But you have to understand that I've never cheated, never physically abused women. I've been the type of guy that will get flowers for a girl and randomly tell her throughout the day that she's pretty or that I'm thinking of her. It's not like I'm a doormat but I try to do the right things and I still get burned. So to say that because I'm saying these things about SOME women that I think are wrong and for you to ASSUME that I'm not a nice guy for venting about it is stupid. But like I said look at all these guys on this post telling their stories of the same stuff I'm taking about. I'm not the only one that thinks these things.

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  FranzFerdinand  |  28

222: I understand venting about being rejected, since it does indeed suck balls. But venting about women themselves isn't fair; it's not like they friend-zone you for fun and really, when you look at it fairly, it isn't anyone's "fault"- it just ends up sucking for you guys. Honestly, is it not better for someone to be rejected than lied to? If every chick pretended to be attracted to every guy that liked her things obviously wouldn't turn out well, so it's for the best sometimes. And sorry, but I still don't think you're a nice guy if you can't see the girl's point of view here- I know actual nice guys, and they're usually pretty understanding. (And no, I've never friend zoned any of them, before anyone tries to suggest that.) Overall, I just think complaining about chicks not liking you despite being a nice guy that deserves love is like complaining about not winning the lottery despite being poor. Sure, it would be well-deserved, but that doesn't mean you're entitled to it nor does it mean you'll get it. As for girls saying, "I want a guy like you!" I guess it has to do with attraction, although I'm not gonna lie, I'm a chick and I don't understand that one. A previous commenter mentioned a "spark," so I suppose that's how it is for some people- just like how you guys don't like every girl friend you hang out with even if they're cool people, girls aren't going to like every guy. /essay

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  MadisonDerp  |  28

#142 I have a joke for you, How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll all just compliment it, then get mad when it won't screw! (By the way, if a girl knows that you like them, they'll usually consider you for a relationship. If she doesn't pursue it, then it's not friend-zone, it means she likes you as a friend. That's still a good thing, if you didn't know.)

By  GLaDOSv1_09  |  29

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