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By Lonile13 / Wednesday 7 September 2016 03:28 / Philippines
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By  Tripartita  |  43

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the clitoris. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting."

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  steam_engenius  |  21

Actually, my recent ex was just inherently bad. he tried hard, but is terrible at multitasking and could never keep a rhythm or focus well enough to get me off on his own. I finally ended it just before our second anniversary. It's really hard to leave someone you love for something they can't seem to help.

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It sounds harsh, but if you're looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with, having such an intimate part of the relationship feeling so lacking would only wear on them both down the road. She deserves someone who can also satisfy her sexually and he deserves someone who isn't always frustrated with his capabilities.

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Life is to short to resign yourself to a lifetime of bad sex. If the sex is just awkward, after several years of trying, she can love him just as much as a friend, and pursue intimate love elsewhere.

By  donb23  |  17

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  vienna73631902  |  12

Have you ever been in a public school sex ed class? My sex ed class was 100% abstinence only. They didn't teach us how to have safe sex, let alone where the clitoris is.

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