Animals: Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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Wasps, what the **** do they want?

By Owie - 23/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By Sting - 26/04/2016 20:49 - United States - Manassas

Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Wasps can **** right off

By Ohthepain - 31/03/2023 14:00

Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML

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bella_nana347 23

Wednesday 29 June 2016 17:19

There's only only solution. Get the gasoline, spread it everywhere and burn that house down. There is no other option

1010110100101101 18

Wednesday 29 June 2016 17:20

The wasp owns the house now, get out while you're still alive

Comments

OneShotOfEstus94 7

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:53

they actually won't bother you....

ConfusedCat 11

Thursday 30 June 2016 6:28

A wasps sole purpose in life is to be a dick. You think it won't hurt someone if it gets the chance???

moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:59

Wow best of luck OP!

Iam20OrOlder 2

Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:22

Now that i remember, I did see a brave wasp's kid today

Moskaaa7 26

Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:52

You're so brave for not running away because of your kid!

zadee_fml 1

Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:56

stop being such a baby, suck it up, jesus!

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 30 June 2016 1:54

I think it's a bit rude to talk to Jesus like that. Though I suppose you just gotta say sorry and all is fine

writerchic85 25

Wednesday 29 June 2016 21:20

It's just a wasp. Hit it with something.

Rei_Ayanami 18

Wednesday 29 June 2016 22:40

Get an empty spray bottle, put about 2cm of soap like Dawn in the bottom of it and fill the rest with hot water, keep filling until most or all the bubbles on top are gone then put on the spray top. Use this solution to kill the wasp. Normally a wasp can survive in water and will not drown easily due to a protective oil it has. The soap works on them just like it does on cooking oil or grease and breaks their shield, allowing for them to drown. If you hit them with 1-2 good shots they will drown in just a couple seconds. I picked up this tip while living in Indiana for a few months during the summer a few years back. I have seen it in action and the results are fantastic. Good luck, OP, do your best to protect your home!

holly_fly 34

Thursday 30 June 2016 0:45

This would work, but the wasp has to come out first XD

chewsef 17

Thursday 30 June 2016 0:17

Just be aware in the future. The results might sting.

IorvethTheXolo 8

Thursday 30 June 2016 3:57

One wasp? Now, I'm no fan of wasps myself, but we can't even leave our door open in the summer without several of the bastards getting in and hovering around our biggest kitchen window. My only worry is that my youngest dog likes to bite at flying bugs and I wouldn't want him to be stung in the mouth or throat area, but dang, it helped me get over my wasp fears pretty quickly. Nothing like standing in your window, smacking at the dozen or so wasps in the window while your neighbor watches you, laughing hysterically because she's too far away to see what I'm smacking at.