Love: Today, a very special person in my life decided to throw a fit... - FML

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By deejay_rayray - 29/04/2016 15:09 - United States - Prairie Village

Today, a very special person in my life decided to throw a fit because I didn't put sprinkles on the sugar cookies. there was full blown tears. he's 26. fml

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joshklander 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 5:46

I find this funny, but a little offensive at the same time, as I am someone who deals with severe depression. Jesus christ, there are much worse things in life to get worked up over!

yahtzeesouls 12

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:28

There were* full blown tears.

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yahtzeesouls 12

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:28

There were* full blown tears.

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:42

Go easy on her, dude. She's from Kansas.

joshklander 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 5:46

I find this funny, but a little offensive at the same time, as I am someone who deals with severe depression. Jesus christ, there are much worse things in life to get worked up over!

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