Cars, Cops and Money: Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed...

By halfmypaycheckgone - 05/02/2013 18:59 - United States - Monroe

Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed for the same offense an hour earlier, namely driving with a broken headlight. The good news is that both tickets will be dismissed if I go to court. The bad news is that I'd have to go to different courthouses at the same time of day. FML

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By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

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By fuji - 16/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By llostinreality - 30/09/2018 07:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML

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Paperwork and bureaucracy

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:01

Maybe you should talk to the judges beforehand to clear up the dilemma.

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:02

Call the court house, if you explain that both court dates conflict, they can reschedule it

Comments

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:09

Doesn't everyone just love burocracy?

Steve95401 49

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:07

I just love your spelling of bureaucracy.

kevsandy303 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 2:22

I myself prefer an oligarchy

LarryLaDouche 13

Wednesday 6 February 2013 4:53

Anarchy?

Darksoul09 16

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:09

Don't mace the guy trying to inform you of your light being out.

SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:12

Well that's i'mpossible... nobody can be in two places at once............. or can you? ;) No, no you can't haha.

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:14

Harry did it..

SnoochBoochie 14

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:12

I could understand one of then being dismissed. The way it reads makes it seem he was going to let you off with a warning but then found out you already received a ticket then proceeded to write you another one. If so, FYL.

rhysfucker 24

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:13

Call the Clerk of Courts and reschedule one of the appointments. Then, fix that headlight and stay off that stretch of road!

KayBo 13

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:15

I read that as "Storm Trooper"...

truesarrif 33

Wednesday 6 February 2013 3:36

Rofl I did too... great minds :)

LarryLaDouche 13

Wednesday 6 February 2013 4:56

Personally I didn't like The Last Starfighter.

ulissey_fml 22

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:16

Here's how to do it: on the programmed date, drive to whichever of the court has a clock tower next to it. As you come near your destination, accelerate your car's speed till you reach 88 miles per hour. Make sure you do have a few empty soda cans at hand and check the weather conditions, though. The bad news is, you're sure to get an extra ticket for speeding. The good news is, you will also be able to have it dismissed in courthouse number 3. Doc