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By CrapGotReal - 03/03/2016 06:55 - United States - Birmingham
Today, a resident where I work went into another room & pooped on the rug, smeared it on all of the bedding/linens & her clean clothes. He then took his socks off & put his feet in it, smashing it between his toes. It took me 30+ min to clean everything up, & he wasn't even my resident. FML