Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML

By Eric Ngan / Saturday 12 May 2012 16:01 / Singapore - Singapore
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Ignore #1's advice OP. Don't take this accident too personally. Seriously, do NOT go all Captain Ahab on Singapore's pigeon population. They might go all The Birds on you.

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