Transportation: Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was...

By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 23 May 2016 1:35

Drunk driving Talking and driving Drowsy driving Texting and driving Reading and driving Applying makeup and driving Road sex I never thought I'd have to add "Picking and driving" to my Stupid Things Only Idiots Do While Driving list.

cfojo 19

Monday 23 May 2016 1:15

Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

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Skycop_S 23

Monday 23 May 2016 2:43

That is foul.

leowoman 10

Monday 23 May 2016 2:49

Admiring? Really? GROSS

ssnow_fml 20

Monday 23 May 2016 3:00

Well that's an interesting thing to do while driving

vOIDmASS 13

Monday 23 May 2016 3:41

Hey! Sometimes some pretty impressive stuff comes out when you're digging for gold. Also #justsayin

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 23 May 2016 3:59

Especially if it's large enough that someone mistakes it for a phone.

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 23 May 2016 22:09

But was it shaped like a phone?

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 23 May 2016 3:59

Distracted is distracted, no matter the reason.

shady914 14

Monday 23 May 2016 4:17

The things people admit to doing on FML XD

mjd02 15

Monday 23 May 2016 4:48

ydi

trucker2 33

Monday 23 May 2016 5:04

Your a sick individual

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 23 May 2016 6:10

But not as sick as those who misuse "your" and "you're"

cerebralLOLsy 11

Monday 23 May 2016 5:21

You are my hero.

Skycop_S 23

Monday 23 May 2016 16:47

What is wrong with you?

flaka816 8

Monday 23 May 2016 5:44

That is disgusting.

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