By rattlingfloorboards - / Thursday 15 December 2011 05:09 / United States
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  Castiell_fml  |  0

Atleast you know you'd be pretty safe because so many people would know karate in your apartment

By  Kolle  |  0

Go down there and show them some real NINJA SKILLS! Like a baws!

  Leftoverjello  |  6

Jun Fan (Bruce Lee) was ethnically mixed Chinese and German born in the US and raised in Hong Kong. He practiced Wing Chun as a young man and used it as the foundation for Jeet Kune Do.

By  Twigz666  |  17

Apart from the noise, wouldn't that be pretty awesome? You now have your own security system without paying for it. I doubt many people would try breaking into your house.


Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML

By almostadult - / Thursday 14 January 2016 14:13 / United Kingdom - Bath

Today, after spending 20 minutes every day working on my abs for the last month and feeling pretty good about how they were looking, I received the first comment about them. A girl poked them and said 'squish'. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 September 2009 14:51 / United States
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