Work: Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained...

By Username - 10/10/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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By Christinemh329 - 17/02/2012 06:22 - United States

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Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

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Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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By gothicvamp93 - 04/01/2015 06:46 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

How many times do I need to tell you Blockbuster people that even though the economy is bad, you can't prescribe medication on the side!

faithxoxox 1

Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

Look at you, number one. You went and left poor Alan struck dumb. >/

Comments

omfg_creepers 8

Monday 10 October 2011 8:38

Did his name start with M and end in Vick?

ColtsDoug18 0

Monday 10 October 2011 15:30

stfu

Alexisthebestest 16

Monday 10 October 2011 18:26

My friend just brought one of Michael Vick's pitbulls. It's a good dog, regardless of what some may think :)

amayalives4music 1

Monday 10 October 2011 8:38

lol. What did you say back to him?! o__O

faithxoxox 1

Monday 10 October 2011 8:40

The sarcasm registered perfectly fine in my mind, and I would expect thumbs up; not down. I liked it. It just made me laugh that you left an FML moderator speechless.

enonymous 8

Monday 10 October 2011 8:41

I'm more worried about the late fees this guy was charged

perdix 29

Monday 10 October 2011 8:43

The DVD for Old Yeller was supposed to be watched and not administered orally. Of course, that was a pretty poor choice of movie for a guy with a sick dog.