Love: Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around...

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 19:41 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 11/03/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Size Queen

By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML

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Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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Small is beautiful

By dickless wonder - 21/10/2023 10:00

Today, I met up with a girl I've been hanging out with a bunch recently. She said that we should be a couple, "unless you have a micropenis", then laughed. I actually do have a micropenis. I couldn't hold it together, and ran out of the bar, crying. FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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BauerMegan 31

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:02

Some people just can't handle rejection.

slooby_fml 25

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:03

Prove them all wrong

Comments

olpally 32

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:19

Just ignore the crazy bitch, she'll eventually go away.

1deep4life 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:31

That's what Willie lump lump thought too..... Poor Willie lump lump

Shrike 23

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:20

For all the times you must have heard the phrase "no means no, asshole!" you still don't really seem to get it, do you?

keverdeen 14

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:21

Sounds like that girl is stuck in a high school mentality.

DrownedMyFish 18

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:25

Two can play that game, OP. Start telling everybody about how you ended your relationship with her because of her habit of bathing only once every month.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:26

Tough love...she'll quit hopefully soon...maybe giving her one chance may not have been a bad idea...or get with someone to prove her wrong.,,

myoukei 31

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:30

Because guys can't say anything about a girl that would ruin her reputation either...

kitsuneluvuh 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:40

Obviously, you must start showing everyone your penis so that they know her words are untrue. Unless that part is true, in which case you should maybe just ignore her.