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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 14:02 - Denmark

Today, a friend excitedly asked me, who would be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I politely told her I just want a small, intimate wedding with no bridesmaids. She then spend 30 minuttes trying to force me into changing my mind. FML

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