Miscellaneous: Today, a few months after my beloved tablet died, I bought a... - FML

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By CursedTech - 08/03/2016 15:22 - Australia - Toowoomba

Today, a few months after my beloved tablet died, I bought a new one. I got home, tested it, put it on charge and went to watch TV. When I came back to check if it was done, I discovered that somehow, the screen had cracked. I now have a useless paperweight. FML

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