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By Fee - 06/05/2016 20:56 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, a delivery can reversed into my driveway, crashing into my car's bumper and smashing the wheel arch. After being suitably humiliated, the driver gave me his company's insurance details. It was the same company that had previously torn my kitchen vinyl delivering a washing machine. FML

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fangrulerluxray 14

Sunday 8 May 2016 4:54

Never heard of a delivery can before either way FYL

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fangrulerluxray 14

Sunday 8 May 2016 4:54

Never heard of a delivery can before either way FYL

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