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By NotBuyingATractor - 02/09/2015 02:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

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By ring-a-ding-ding - 06/12/2014 05:18 - United States - Sparks

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML

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By asdfjkl - 06/09/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 01:00 - United States - Warren

Today, and for the umpteenth time, my cellphone customer service told me that I have to talk to the FCC due to a screwup on both sides in my cellphone plan. The thing is, I can't get around their stupid automated system, 0 is disabled and I don't want to brute force the 20 other numbers to find a living, breathing human. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 03:00

Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML

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You deserved it 243

By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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By comphone - 19/11/2008 08:00 - France

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

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By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falk?ping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

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By IGiveUp - 07/10/2018 13:30

Today, at work, I took a call from an angry customer. After listening to his problem and fully explaining how we could fix it, he called me a stupid girl and said I need more training as I obviously know nothing about my job. I'm the company training coordinator. FML

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By Juicy12Jham - 09/09/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with Microsoft Customer Service for about a total of 2 hours. That's the longest I've ever talked to anybody. FML

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BananaCoconutty 26

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:16

John Deere stands behind all of their equipment... Except for their manure spreader

gordjess1 19

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:15

How does that even happen?! Always sucks having to call because you always get transferred from one person to another

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Zaneal 8

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:54

Deer oh deer

FalloutScrolls 25

Wednesday 2 September 2015 7:55

"Your call is very important to us."

more4me 27

Thursday 3 September 2015 13:02

..... please enjoy this 45 minutes flute solo!

olpally 32

Wednesday 2 September 2015 8:02

That's just a dick move. Not your fault he's a dumb ass.

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 2 September 2015 8:09

at least he didn't tell you to use duck tape to fix your phone lol

_jack117_ 16

Wednesday 2 September 2015 13:07

Do you happen to be the person who got their phone run over by a lawn mower?

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 2 September 2015 13:23

I know a John Deere dealer in Michigan...

vikky538 28

Wednesday 2 September 2015 14:20

Wow.. That other guy thought its a mechanical problem It seems

The_Skittish_One 27

Wednesday 2 September 2015 14:48

Oh dear. Sounds like somebody needs to fix their communication system XD

amauk10 3

Wednesday 2 September 2015 17:31

Wow

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 2 September 2015 19:03

This John Deere that you know of does service phones...not exactly tractors...unless he is suggesting running it over with a mower...

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Today, I started at my first job. Within the first five minutes of arriving, I was followed around by a white guy who repeatedly sang to me, "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs. It resulted in me getting fired for bringing my "boyfriend" to work. I didn't even know him. FML

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Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML

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