Miscellaneous: Today, a classmate left the room without telling my teacher.... - FML

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By moi - 07/01/2017 02:52

Today, a classmate left the room without telling my teacher. He then says "why doesn't anyone tell me when they're leaving?" I then got up and he started yelling at me and asking me where I was going. I got screamed at in front of the whole class for getting up to recycle a water bottle.

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