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By samjacksony - 15/02/2016 08:17 - United States - Canton

Today, a cigarette flew in my window while driving and landed in the hood of my sweatshirt. I found out because eventually I smelt smoke and looked behind me. I saw a small fire on me. This ruined my hood, my hair and the drivers seat. its very hard to put a fire out while driving.

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