This Week’s Top 10 Comments Are Here And They’re Hilariously Pun-tastic!

By Nina / samedi 20 janvier 2018 05:30
The puns really reigned supreme this week, placing all over this week’s comment countdown. From IKEA meals, to a wide array of bodily fluids, to travel tips - it’s all here!

10. What is this? A knife for ants?!

“So I guess when you order food, they give you a box full of ingredients and a tiny butter knife?”
-Dave_Davington

 

9. That’s how you’ll win his heart.

“just sing “Walk Like an Egyptian” at the top of your voice and complete the lunacy!”
-manb91uk

 

8. Depends who you ask.

“Is it still frowned upon to punch an old lady?”
-Lobby_Bee

 

7. It was just too exciting of a situation to handle.

By Wet dreamer - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 19:00 /

“I’m guessing you can’t pass this off as the OTHER kind of wet dream?”
-manb91uk

 

6. Knock it off, Tapey.

“I think it's time your and your doctor have a serious heart to heart talk with your tapeworm about its unhealthy eating habits.”
-ThrottleJockey

 

5. A classic.

“Don’t feel bad over tripping over the rug, it was deceptively flat..”
-exileonmainst

 

4. These puns are on fire.

World

Today, I went to a corporate event and lit my hair on fire in front of everyone due to an unfortunately-placed candle on the bar. FML

By Amy - / Saturday 13 January 2018 08:30 / Hong Kong

“I bet you looked hot”
-sumocj

“Don't be so superficial. What about her warm personality?”
-Dave_Davington

“She can brighten a whole room.”
-Madrias

 

3. Statistics mean nothing these days.

“Sad to say, pussy trumps dick 99% of the time.”
-Lobby_Bee

“Back in the olden days, maybe, but now, Trump grabs pussy.”
-RichardPencil

 

2. A handy trick.

“These are fantastic!! Do they make them in a men's 52" waist, 28" inseam? If I wear them, I think I can have my own row on every flight I ever take!”
-RichardPencil

 

1. Ding! Ding! Ding! You win!

By blindman - / Sunday 14 January 2018 01:30 /

“pepper spray you say? I bet those eggs were "outta sight"...”
-INDYSTRUCTABLE

 



META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“You’d better hope he doesn’t hit your head on a doorframe and then think you’re faking your concussion”
-RichardPencil

 

“Don’t worry, I’m sure your face will get better!
-exileonmainst

 

World
By WhoIAm - / Monday 15 January 2018 10:00 / Canada - Salisbury

“You could always send her a video of you in a threesome with a man and a woman. It avoids the issue of the awkward lead up quite handily.”
-Dave_Davington

“I like it, straight to the point. Well, more bisexual to the point I guess..”
-exileonmainst

 

By wtf - / Monday 15 January 2018 13:00 / United States - Concord

“That’s a Big Red flag that something’s wrong. You ought to use a Bazooka to blow his house into Orbit. It’s the Trident true way to fix it.”
-RichardPencil

World

Today, during my annual performance evaluation, my boss responded to my career goal with, "Pfft! That ain't gonna happen." FML

By ThatGuy - / Thursday 18 January 2018 11:00 / Canada - Edmonton

“Let me guess: the goal was to "stop showing up to work hungover on your day off"?”
-tonyfan00

 

 

ONE OF THEM AWARD

“I always have a bent out of shape hanger lying around near the toilet. If the poop is too big, I pop that sucker into the toilet and smash the poop into smaller pieces. It's not needed too often, though. It's a pretty dignified hack if you ask me.”
-Glowworm56

 

 

WISDOM FROM BIGDADDYERIC AWARD

“Granny panties? So you definitely didn't want to have sex today.”
-Ashamed_Sister

‘Gurl, that’s what you wear when you on your period, didn’t your Mama teach you that so you don’t bleed all over your expensive panties?
-bigdaddyeric

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