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This Man Documents His Farts For 6 Months. It Goes On Longer Than You'd Expect.

By Nadine / mercredi 22 août 2018 11:59
Warning: Watching this video in its entirety is in itself an FML. A really gross FML.

This security guard documented his farts for 6 months and we have so many questions. 'Why?' To start; quickly followed by: 'where did the inspiration come from?'

All the farts are just as gross sounding as you'd expect, but surprisngly long. Long enough to make you wonder if this man has a bowel issue. The man farts so much at work we're seriously concerned about what they're feeding him for lunch every day. Ya know, you don't have to hit up the taco truck every single Tuesday, friend. It's okay to skip a week. Take it easy on the beans, my dude.

There's no dialogue throughout the minute and 47 second video besides one sentence at the end where the man says "that was nice." Other than that, it's just the sound of the man's farts.

I mean, we know that it's your job to keep the place secure, but chemical weaponry is a little instense. 

So, where do you guys think he lands? Hero, or villian?

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By  Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey  |  16

Well Harry Potter left for Hogwarts. He now has to torture his own family.

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By  Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey  |  16

Well Harry Potter left for Hogwarts. He now has to torture his own family.

By  Emma1562  |  33

This guy looks like the type to do that lol. If he shaved the mustache and got into a workout regimen, he wouldn’t look half bad. He’s already got pretty eyes so half way.

By  corrupteddevil  |  10

Am I the only one that hears musical instruments? Like, I can hear some drums, and maybe something like a trombone. Someone needs to cut this into a song. It'd be the most satisfying and disgusting song of the month.

By  real life problems  |  26

How does a person like this get a job as a security guard anywhere. I really hope no one trusted him with a gun. Hes obviously way out of shape to protect or provide any security, not to mention he is mentally unstable and seriously immature.

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