The Tally Is In! Here Are The Funniest Comments From This Week!
9. Sometimes, the simple observation is the funniest.
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
“I feel like theres more to this story.” -rico71
8. Like "Shitty Situation" Except about 69-ing.
“Everything about this story sucks.” -RichardPencil
7. Worked like a charm!
“The three sentences were: 'Hello, esteemed judge. I have your family. Give me first place, or else.'” -Symphoniaes
6. Think of the D&D!
“But where will he host his dungeons and dragons group now, if not in his parents basement.” -602offroad
5. MILLENNIALS HAVE KILLED FACEBOOK.
“'The post was shared almost 4,000 times on Faebook'
What’s Faebook?” -mike3775
4. That's how it works, right?
Today, I got a text from my cousin saying he's gay. I was thrilled and told him I'm bisexual. He later texted me saying that his friend took his phone and said that. He also told all of our relatives. I accidentally came out to my family. FML
“Don't call yourself bisexual if you've never fucked a bicycle” -ChromoTec
3. No shame in your nerdy sex game.
“Where can one get that Jabba the Hutt thing at? Just asking for a friend.” - Davros
2. Grammar nazi, much?
“I’ve seen people overreact to punctuation mistakes before, but this is overkill.” -Donut_Wizard
1. Coming in at #1 with the wonderfully executed penis joke:
“It's not the length, it's how you use it.” -interesting33