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The Tally Is In! Here Are The 6 Funniest Comments Of The Week!

By Nadine / samedi 1 septembre 2018 05:30
Listen up, fam. There are only 6 this week. The list would be 50 if there were that many funny comments. SO. What are we gonna do? Read the comments and laugh! What are we not gonna do? Complain! EVERYONE GOT IT? GREAT! READY, AND, GO!

6. At least you can admit it.

And this is why I shop at Wal-Mart . . . where I'm miserable.” -Cassandra Abna Splawn

5. Sarcasm does not become us. But it does sustain us. 

Why do dogs roll on dirt like that?” - 97mailo  

“Try it, it feels wonderful” -real life problems

4. When a comment is so ridiculous that the reply makes the funniest comments list

Ya it sucks when this happens it's happened several times at different places I lived ,twice it's was a passed out drunk on couch or recliner, three were wrong address who walked right in, one was a angry BF looking for his GF who tried to fight me because he thought I was fucking his girl sent him to hospital, another a drunk horny neighbor who tried to rip my clothes off threw her fugly ass out,and found a frozen man on my enclosed porch he was blue and white but alive so I warmed him up and when the frost melted from his face it turned out to be a old friend I'd I hadn't seen in 10 years and I thought was dead😨😵 so ya boys and girls always lock your doors and windows 😕” -Charlie Given

And that friends name? Albert Einstein.” -BobRossTime

3. It's only fair if he did.

Did he call "dibs" on the house when you woke him?” -Abbusser  

2. A true (f)artist.

“We must suffer for our (f)art!” -RichardPencil

1. Coming in at #1 becuase, I cackled.

Fact: Before finding fame, Post Malone was known as Pre Malone.” -BurnInDemonFire

META COMMENT BONUS ROUND

“How was he able to afford the 1500 dollar admission fee” - real life problems  
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By  BurnInDemonFire  |  23

To Hell with you and your incoherent gibberish! Every English professor/teacher/major the world over all simultaneously died the second your nonsense came into existence! And now, because they are no more, each and every child from today until the Universe blinks into nothingness will become an illiterate moron! I haven't felt this much shame since "real life problems" admitted to opening their chips upside down on purpose. There is no God, for if there was, he surely would have smote you both years ago.

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To Hell with you and your incoherent gibberish! Every English professor/teacher/major the world over all simultaneously died the second your nonsense came into existence! And now, because they are no more, each and every child from today until the Universe blinks into nothingness will become an illiterate moron! I haven't felt this much shame since "real life problems" admitted to opening their chips upside down on purpose. There is no God, for if there was, he surely would have smote you both years ago.

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  Cali  |  50

I hope you're not being serious, Charlie. You were #4 and only because your nonsense inspired a funny reply. Now that we've got your attention though, could you try using a little punctuation next time? Thanks!

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