The Best User Profiles on FML
This past week I, your humble servant, spent hours (for real, though) combing through the endless profiles on the site. What I was looking for: funny / interesting / cute pictures, without faces, accompanied by a nice bio. After fighting wind, rain, snow, fatigue and hunger, I narrowed it all down to a handful of profiles that I thought fit the bill. Congratulations to these 10 users!
ATTENTION: The following profiles are listed in random order. No one is better than the others, including those that didn't make the cut. This is not a competition!!!
Let us begin.
Photo: A cat with a special hat.
In the bio: I highly recommend adopting a three legged animal. they need love just like every other creature.
Why we love it: A sneaky photo... a call to action for disabled furballs... what's not to love?
Photo: A pineapple.
In the bio: Pineapples are my thing.
Why we love it: Pineapples are funny. This guy is funny.
Photo: A cute little lamb.
In the bio: I'm actually really shy in real life, so it's much easier for communicate behind a screen than in person.
Why we love it: She's shy but openly friendly, inviting everyone in for a chat. She also apologizes in advance for any grammar mistakes. So polite!
Photo: A minimalist raccoon.
In the bio: I post smartarse comments, bad puns and weird stories. I know what you're thinking, why is a raccoon on the internet and how? Well to answer that question, it has to do with a lot of magic and free unprotected WiFi from my neighbour...
Why we love it: Trash pandas are sneaky and cute. This one is doing a fine job!
Photo: A pretty chill-looking hyena.
In the bio: *hyena noises*
Why we love it: That's the entire bio, right there. We think that's pretty funny. What more could a hyena say anyway?
Photo: A sporty pregnancy. Beer belly? Either way, it looks loved.
In the bio: What drives me crazy is when people give advice in response to an FML ... the OP is not waiting for a response. It's not happening in real time.
Why we love it: The picture is intriguing, and whether or not we agree with his bio, he's politely taking a stand in his own space, and we respect that.
Photo: A pug with a bobble pug.
In the bio: Why work out when you could eat pizza and watch tv...
Why we love it: Who doesn't love pugs? Sure, they're inbred and unhealthy, but they're so cute! Plus, the bio really speaks to us. #relatable
Photo: A fan.
In the bio: I am the fan in your house. Did you feel that breeze? you're welcome.
Why we love it: We all need someone to cheer us on! If nothing else, he'll help keep things easy breezy. (Beautiful. (Covergirl.))
Photo: It's tiny Rick!
In the bio: WUBBALUBBADUBDUB!
Why we love it: We love Rick & Morty so we had to include this one. Bonus points if you can remember Birdperson's translation of the catchphrase!
Photo: A cute little bumblebee!
In the bio: I have a dream, that there will one day be a species of giant, domestic bumblebees. I would then make one as a pet companion, and walk or fly my bumblebee on a leash, around town. It's name will be Bumbles.
Why we love it: Did I mention cuteness yet? So cute. Ugh.
Congratulations again to the 10 users! You made us smile and laugh... keep up the good work! To everyone else... take notes!
Until next time,