The Best of the Worst of FML #43
Hello everyone! Once again, here's FML's weekly Best of the Worst! At last, more proof that the internet is full of wackjobs.
For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "cheersfarts" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, brace yourself.
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Today, my girlfriend showed me her tranny penis and maxed out higher than me on bench! FML!
You're in the army now
Today, I walked out of my house without any pants… which would been fine if I didn’t have a army figurine up my arse
Today, I enjoyed taken a dump more then reading fmls, I’m strait and hate taken dumps. FML
Those lesbian "docters"…
Today, I had a docters appointment. The docter did everything and then she began feeling my boobs. I pushed her away when she says, “oh sorry I just became lesbian and trust me you have wonderful boobs and your gorgeous. ” I’m 13. FML
Ho ho ho
Today, I saw a deer superman that ho. my windshield was the ho. fml.
Like a cheese?
Today, I pulled a muscle maturating. Fml
They give bad advice
Today, i learned that its a stupid idea to take moral support from a vampire.
Today, my gf wanted to have sex, but I didn’t have a condom, so she just “used” my TiVo remote. she accidentaly recorded Burn Notice. I hate Burn Notice. fml.
To the power of 10
Today I did something I always told myself I would never do. I registered an FML account. Probably not very newsworthy on it’s own, but what else was I supposed to do when I learned that my birthday is the day Mahatma Gandhi was assassinated? FML to the tenth degree.
That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!
Bonus track: Yup, you're now gangsta
Today, victoria and Mary told me I couldd never be gangsta to provet th wrong please submit this