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The Best of the Worst of FML #37

By Alan / samedi 21 octobre 2017 12:00
Here's another selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep.

Hello everyone! Usually, as some of you may know, we post this feature at the end of every month, but due to popular demain we've decided to post our Best of the Worst of FML twice a month every week! At last, the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a train coming the other way!

For the people who've never seen this section of FML before, we get sent loads of FMLs, but we only publish a few, due to the fact that most aren't very good, and some are downright terrifying. Amongst those, we also get sent very dumbass stories. Or "turdcakes" as I like to call them. That's what we post in this feature. Now, brace yourself. Imagine you're in an Easyjet flight and you're hearing "BRACE BRACE".
 

Mothballs 

My bf prefer a motorcycle of sex.. for moths already

Hi, I'm 4 years old

FML!!!yesterday when I got home from work my my house was totally dark had to use the restroom opened the door turned on the lights got to the restroom but before I was able to take my pants off I totally pooped all over myself and was all over my legs it was one nasty yucky and disgusting filling ?

Occam's razor

So... I think my bf gave me a haunted doll as a gift. It's been a year and the cat is still terrified of it. I used to sleep with it but I was having strange nightmares. My bf thinks I'm lying. I store it in my closet. FML.

No you're not, you're 12

I'm Tyrone, and I'm here to fuck yo wife- long dick style. HOT Wiener TIME OH YEAH.

Assjuice? Nice!

Today, I was having fun with my girlfriend when the drunken neighbor knocked on the door and said "BOOZE IS LEAKING OUT OF MY ASS". FML

The most boring story ever

The testing center resheduled me twice 2/7 and 2/17 i only had until 2/22 to test and psi the testing company refuses to let the usps know that not only did they close the location down...they are no longer offering testing sites in my state..im doomed to make 9 anhour with no benefits forever

Wut?

Thank God for everything I have done and I will submit it to the Right people.

Asterisky

Today, i for got there was a test and usual f*ck a duck a now people thank f*ck ducks and they make jokes

Compelling FML

I'm thinking in throwbacks to what could have been the outcome hadn't I mentioned to the casting team on Steve Wilkos show that I had a mental disorder. They never called me again. And my story was compelling enough to tell on public tv! Fml

Ah, porn CDs…

Today, Kids from my neighbour house playing a game called 'Flying Saucer - Landing baloons' with Porn CD and condoms from my room.FML


That's it for now. We'll be back next week for some more weirdness because there's plenty more in our backlog. You can probably see some yourself while they are sent in by using the Moderate the FMLs feature on our website/app. As usual, these all have been collected from the website right from the very beginning, so don't bother trying to send in your own weird stories to try and get them published in here, it won't work. We can spot the phonies. Take care!
 

 

 

Bonus track: This one is actually true. 

We'll fix it ASAP

Today i realized that the FML website union flag button on the top left is upside down, can no one get it right? FML

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By  Talented73  |  53

Ass juice? Kind of like ass fruit. That's what happens when you eat fruitcake, and you get to see the little pieces of dried fruit in your poop the next day. See the rainbow.... BE the rainbow!

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By  Talented73  |  53

Ass juice? Kind of like ass fruit. That's what happens when you eat fruitcake, and you get to see the little pieces of dried fruit in your poop the next day. See the rainbow.... BE the rainbow!

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