Ten Crazy Cats
We all know that cats are the greatest, but even the best of us have off-days. The following anecdotes about these mischievous minxes remind us all to be careful around nature's proudest predator, no matter how cute they are. They know exactly what they're doing.
Today, I returned home after a long day of work. I noticed that my kitten had gotten a hold of my pin cushion, and that there were no needles left in it. My husband and I have only managed to find one, out of 16. FML
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML
Despite all this, we know they love us. They just show it in their own special way.
That's all for now, folks!
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Enjoy what's left of the weekend!
-Your friends at FML (but mostly me)