Work: Spent my first day in my new high school with a bad case of diarrhea...

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By worstday - 01/03/2016 01:04 - Australia - Glenfield

Spent my first day in my new high school with a bad case of diarrhea and more time in the toilet than in the classroom. Now I'm forever known to my peers as the "kid on the shitter". FML

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