Since Tide Pod Eating Is Still A Thing, Here Are 6 Other Things You Can Eat Instead Of Poisoning Yourself
We wrote an article about this a few weeks back, and we’re flabbergasted that this is still a thing. If Tide Pods actually look appetizing enough for you to try one, we’re shocked that natural selection hasn’t already run its course on you.
Despite Youtube immediately taking down any #TidePodChallenge videos and Facebook quickly following suit, it seems that this trend has not died down. In fact, according to abc7ny.com, New York lawmakers are actually calling for a state law to make the tide pods look less appetizing to people, saying “the state could lessen the risk of poisonings by prohibiting packaging that makes the pods look like candy.”
We’re not sure what part of “It’s poison, not candy” still sounds intriguing to people, but hey, we’ve decided to help you guys out.
Luckily for you people who are actually disappointed by being told told not to try the Tide Pod Challenge for fear of, you know, death-- restaurants are now coming out with Tide Pod inspired food. Because, this is what the world has come to.
1. Vinnie's Pizzeria in New York is making Pied Pods
Introducing: PIEd Pods. Listen. We're concerned about the youths. They're eating laundry detergent pods. Our Pied Pods (filled w/cheese and roni) have that bright, alluring colors that youths crave BUT are 100% edible and 100% not soap. Plus they're delicious. #vinniesbrooklyn pic.twitter.com/ck4eni31VX— Vinnie's Pizzeria (@vinniesbrooklyn) January 18, 2018
2. WakeNBake Donuts in North Carolina has made Tide Pod donuts
One of our Millennial employees (Caitlin) decided to take a moment to teach they youth the difference between what to eat and what not to eat. This is a Donut....you can eat this! Tide is for laundry silly. Available at our Carolina Beach location today! #donutsarebetterthandetergent #wakenbakedonuts #carolinabeach #northcarolina #bestdonuts #saynototidepods
3. Molly's Bethlehem in Pennsylvania is serving up Tide Pod shots!
And if you're really just in it for the shock factor, (seriously, we don't understand you people) here are some other ideas for if you’re really desperate to immediately regret your decisions:
4. Expired milk
You’ll get that same, chunky gushing sensation.
5. Those candied insect things
Totally disgusting, but at least you won't die?
6. Mayo, straight out of the jar
If you haven’t gotten the point yet, basically, we just think you’re gross.