New Zealand

Runt of the Litter

Today, in front of my 6 brothers, my mother told me I had the smallest penis at birth. FML

By junkjunkie - / Monday 11 June 2018 11:30 / New Zealand - Tauranga
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By  PenguinPal3017  |  13

It's kind of perverted for her to be thinking about that.

  tounces7  |  17

Actually I'm a parent of 5, 2 are boys.

However, she said "At birth". So, she'd have had to remember the sizes of 7 boys over probably at least a dozen years of time. Like I've changed tons and tons of diapers and I've still never committed sizes to memory....

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